Chicago Malort Shirt | The Poison

Chicago Malort Shirt | The Poison

Not a drink. A test.

This Chicago Malort shirt turns the infamous bottle into a tarot card pulled straight from a Chicago deck. Bitter. Bold. Unapologetic. The kind of card you draw when the night is about loyalty, not comfort.

Inspired by dive bars, late nights, and the unspoken code that built this city, this design is for the ones who understand that Malort is more than a shot. It is a rite of passage. If you know the taste, you know the city.

Product Details

Heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
Garment-dyed for a rich, lived-in feel
Relaxed fit with structured drape
7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
Twill-taped neck and shoulders for added durability
Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Designed in Chicago
Printed with precision
Made to represent

This product is made to order. Production begins as soon as you place your order, which means delivery takes slightly longer. Producing on demand instead of in bulk reduces overproduction and keeps things intentional.

Size Guide

S — Width: 18 ¼" | Length: 26 ⅝" | Sleeve Center Back: 16 ¼"
M — Width: 20 ¼" | Length: 28" | Sleeve Center Back: 17 ¾"
L — Width: 22" | Length: 29 ⅜" | Sleeve Center Back: 19"
XL — Width: 24" | Length: 30 ¾" | Sleeve Center Back: 20 ½"
2XL — Width: 26" | Length: 31 ⅝" | Sleeve Center Back: 21 ¾"
3XL — Width: 27 ¾" | Length: 32 ½" | Sleeve Center Back: 23 ¼"
4XL — Width: 29 ¾" | Length: 33 ½" | Sleeve Center Back: 24 ⅝"